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Morning June 1, 2010

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A psychic, tea leaf reader,  a tarot car reader, a body language expert, a sports astrologist, a handwriting analysis expert. Sounds like the beginning of a bar joke.  Instead AOL Fanhouse brought these experts to predict where Lebron will land in free agency. Nope it wasn't satire.  Sounds like ESPN's newest additions to Sunday NFL Countdown.
http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/06/29/sixth-sense-predicting-lebrons-decision/

Cristiano Ronaldo performed his best Vince Carter on the Word Cup stage.
http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/disappointing-ronaldo-hears-booboo-zelas--fbintl_dw-ronaldo062910.html

Speaking of Vince Carter, Magic fans are now entertaining the prospect of a Wizard joining their ranks--Gilbert Arenas.
http://www.magicbasketball.net/2010/06/30/addressing-the-gilbert-arenas-conundrum/


Jamie Moyer got lit up for his record breaking 506th homer.  Rick Reilly believes we should celebrate the milestone.  I think we should put an asterik beside it.  How many of those dingers thrown off Moyer's rubber arm were credited by steroids?  Moyer's achievement shouldn't be praised it should be tarnished.  Moyer should be forced to stand up in front of a Congressional Committee and testify as to what performance enhancing drugs each batter who homered off of him did or did not take.


I can't be the only one who feels like New York throwing max dollars at Joe Johnson is the Allen Houston contract ten years later. And why is New York trying to assemble the 2005 Suns with Amare Stoudemire and Joe. Didn't the Knicks just let Tracy McGrady's bad knee walk?  Now they're going to offer a 5 year max contract to a guy who had microfracture surgery on TWO knees?
Meanwhile, during ESPN's Free Agent Summit, Wilbon, Kornheiser, LeBatard and Bill Simmons singlehandedly conceived, birthed and released the asinine yet interesing Nowitzki to Miami rumors.  They've evolved into an asexual news outlet.  The transformation is now complete.  All they need is lubricant, an analyst and a story is born.
Born June 1, 2010. 12:15 ET.


Lebron shouldn't announce his choice in advance. He should just contact ESPN, host a camera crew, board a private jet and don't reveal where they're landing Live on ESPN.  Oh, and he should do it on the 4th of July.

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